Ever fed your teeth to a horse?
Ever wondered about the sordid truth behind Jack & Jill?
Nope - thought not. Brace yourselves folks, for within Volume II of Shaun O'Reilly's Eighteen Short Stories, there are plenty more bizarre goings-on.
We meet sambuca-soaked Spice Girls in pubs, lunatics in job centres, doppplegängers on tubes...
And get guided through several other tales of everyday madness.