this is the movie soundtrack to a film that never existed. this is the movie soundtrack by the band that was never requested. these were the sound library musicians who had to invent their own clients and imaginary cast, crew and plot to get their music heard, by a niche audience, before floating deep into the depths of the rare record reservoir gasping for breath. over 20 years after the mad scientists, dr horst and ackermann, first breathed life into this short-lived beast, brave and intrepid vinyl explorers have sporadically returned to the doors of 'dracula's music cabinet' to resurrect the sonic spooks and mutated melodies to share with nerds, mods, rockers, hip-hoppers, psych-nuts and kraut-siders alike. the lifeless corpses of 'the vampires of dartmoore' that lay six feet beneath the belly of the 'eins deutschmark' bins has since crept through the record collections of the aforementioned social circles devouring continental currencies and demanding random ransoms of sweat, tears and lots of blood. on finders keepers.