Limited to 1000 Copies. This high-end, single-ply toilet paper doubles as a limited-edition, 24-page zine / comic / photo journal. A veritable “slice of life” detailing the makings, musings and trappings of your favourite band of extremely boring morons. Featuring photos / artwork by band favourites Amanda Fotes &andMarie Enger, some of Stefan’s patented misty-eyed nostalgia, some juicy ‘real talk’ from your favourite rhythm section, and WAY more (than is necessary). It also includes a green flexi-disc with a live version of a stupid song that you like for some reason My Life is Over and I Couldn't Be Happier that was recorded on a smelly New Year's Eve in Philadelphia.